The Lewdest House
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
THE 2D cartoon sibling-friendly game is back?!
The answer is: YES, but no, it's NOT a reupload, or a remake/rebuild... its the SAME GAME, SAME LINK back from the dead!
FAQ:
- HOW...?
- The reports of our death were greatly exaggerated, and the reports on the itch.io page were greatly exaggerated too.
- WHY...?
- Because we never actually included nsfw of Lisa in the game.
- WHEN?
- The plan was to include her later in a time-skip, but people invented that there was already lewds of her when there wasn't any! In the same way people invented that there was NSFW content in our Discord, or whatever.
- WHO...?
- Adults only! only adults, are supposed to read this or download the game. In the same way only adults could access the only invite link to that old Discord because it was inside the game itself. If I had a little kid that accessed to an adult game and Discord because an irresponsible adult gave it to them, I would be really angry and would put them on jail for that!
- WHAT...!?
- That's was exactly my reaction months ago too!
- WHERE...?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
We also were everywhere else, like all adult games that get reuploaded to internet by third parties... Imagine thinking that mass reporting something means that it will disappear forever. In special when there is nothing illegal with it. Crazy, right?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
- THEN...?
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
This itchio page will remain up with it's own version of the game: The classic game, with it's first 2 full chapters, but we are not going to continue updating the itchio version.
BUT the version at cathornerogames.com will (and is) continue being updated, if you are a returning player, download that version instead. BOTH are free.
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
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Ok, so what's in this update?
Those who have been following the game for some time already know that we are on Chapter 3 right now, you can download it for free on our site.
THE ITCHIO VERSION is and will be OUTDATED, its a closed version that ends after Chapter 2.
Feel free to rate this game 5 stars! you can also write a review if you want, even on other sites like F95Zone. That will be much appreciated!
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This is a videogame were the story and characters are 100% fictional.
As fictional as in most videogames were you have to kill, rob banks, do illegal street racing, and other stuff you wouldn't do in real life.
2022 - 2025 Cathornero Games
Download
Install instructions
PC - Linux - Mac:
Do not overwrite old versions! extract elsewhere or delete the old one first to avoid possible bugs.
Simply extract in your favorite place to hide nsfw stuff on your PC, and execute thelewdesthouse
Android:
Open the .APK file, your device may tell you that you shouldn't install apps that aren't from Google's Playstore, fuck them, install anyways and play!
Development log
- 0.2.21 Public is ready!5 days ago
- The Lewdest House is back!50 days ago
- 0.2.10 - BugfixesOct 02, 2024
- 0.2.8 - Hotfix for MacOs and AndroidSep 23, 2024
- 0.2.7 (Public) is ready!!Sep 22, 2024
- Update 0.2.4!Jul 29, 2024
- Chapter 2 is ready and Public!Apr 22, 2024
- 0.1.15 !! Big update before finishing the chapterJan 28, 2024
Comments
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The Lewdest House is a peak fiction, absolute cinema, bone chilling, spine tingling, slow burn, genre redefining, kafkaesque, atmosphere oozing, gut wrenching, soul shaking, dread inducing, suspenseful build-up with a "say more with less approach", blood curdling, aesthetically heavy craft with gradual sense of escalation, nerve wracking, nail biting, jaw clenching, Lynch & Kubrick & Fincher & Tarantino approved, NTR-free, snopes verified, pro science, truth uncovering, AI-slop decimating, glowie zapping, wholesome sibling loving game
DMF you're the goat fr
is chap 3 out
How to unlock the fourth hidden gallery?
have 10 love points with Lori
💖You
Who's for the 5th..? It has to be love points...
Does the site have a mailing list for updates?
Not YET, but the site is RSS compatible, you can find the button at the very bottom to subscribe to it.
How do I go in events, I know it's in extra, but I can't click on any of those
Hmmm. my best guess is that the Christmas event wasn’t finished yet, you can’t start a new event until the last one was finished.
I created an account just to say i love the work yall have put in this! Even without the *Ahem* Scenes. This game is amazingly written! And I for one, am All For It! Lynn's race is a good icebreaker, Lucy crying had me Bawling! Luans tease at the start of Ch.3 hinting that she's waiting when you get back. XD
It's all so fluid! Huge props! <3
The game story, dialogue is sooooooo good!I really like it.!!
If you (DMF) ARE READING When do u think the next update will be after 2.18 it left a crazy cliffhanger and believe or not I somewhat predicted what happened in 2.18 ( I won't say cuz spoilers ) I got a morbid imagination and like to think of worse case scenarios for characters alot so when I saw what happened near the end then I cut off I was like physically tweaking anyway keep up the good work 👍👍
If u don't know do u know the rough time for another update like ok u pub REALSE after 30 days but when do u work on the next chapter and how long does it usually take?
This 14th there will be a special update, that will bring the Valentines Day event, and some tweaks, and by the start of March, the next update having the story that is currently available on 0.2.18 will release.
Great thx for replying
Does anyone know how to open the special gallery? I managed to open it, but I opened the normal gallery and now I can't go back to the special one
It appears by default due to a bug I forgot again to revisit, lol. It unlocks when anything inside it unlocks, like finishing one of the full chapters, or doing the christmas stuff. If its not working, load a random save near the end of chapter 1 or 2, and skip until the next one start. It should unlock the Special Gallery
Oh daaamn, I just read the description, hoping there is an android version for the updated game. I CANNOT be seen playing this on the computer... much love.
THANK YOU DUDE! I’m glad you are enjoying this so much! There is a lot of stuff we want to add to each chapter, we can’t wait neither!
I just made an account just to tell you that this game is a fucking masterpiece, you outdid yourselves with how well you handled the incest theme and captured the story, this is absolute cinema, absolute fucking cinema, I'm going through withdrawal from finishing Act III and I'm looking towards more. I'll show my support in every way I possibly can. Forget Mona Lisa, forget Pride and Prejudice, forget Michelangelo's David. This game is the definition of TRUE ART
No more updates for itch then what a waste
Is either this, or continued being mass reported by kids and manchilds with a lot of free time :/ We can’t have good stuff that easily.
Difficult choices require strong determination
Eh, one thing is being cautious and another different thing is giving up. Now with our own website, things are better
So I keep getting this weird bug, (I have the current version) in Chapter 2 when Lincoln is in the shower, I keep getting the showering sound effect even after he's finished showering. It annoys me as I want to ehar the sounds but have to mute it due to the noise.
so when's chapter 4 coming out
idk sir hater, i dont know
thx for following me nigga
uhhhh okay where and how are we supposed to download this now? the roadmap suggests here is nothing new
On their website: https://cathornerogames.com/
You can also scroll through this page if you don't trust my link
The roadmap clearly suggest that there is more new stuff in our site https://cathornerogames.com/
I know that, in chase my english is wrong, in my eyes i clearly mentioned that nothing new will appear on this site here. I downloaded the new stuff at this point.
Thank you for that, I just hope we don't have to wait to long for any Leni or Lori stuff.
I always liked Leni and Luna the most but somehow because of stories and whatever it changed to Lori, Leni and I guess Lucy.
I'm glad that i found this again when i started having trouble with the name and stuff.
Question: when a new update hits will there be an anouncement here?
I know the update itself won't, as it's stated above, but that way you can still make engagement here by anouncing updates and we don't have to check constantly.
Yes, I will make the usual devlog posts here so those who are following this profile can get a notification too. Also, you can add our site to your RSS feed, there is a little button at the bottom of the page.
Nice, thanks for the reply
What the FUCK, was the incident?
a youtuber named NTTS and his group of internet warriors/ neckbeards got the discord sever nuked (again) and the page nuked but hey we're back but the discord server might be perma gone now.
Do you have a new side where I can get information how the project is doing in chase they do something else?
Well, besides our own site you can also check my Twitter, and there is also the in-game news section in the main menu.
In full detail: This NTTS guy made a youtube video with a lot of misinterpretation and misinfo about our Discord server, and then the game (Strange, the only invite link was inside the game itself) and our server got raided with a lot of kids spamming porn and reporting it. Now its gone. The itchio page was gone for some months too, they reported that there was NSFW content of Lisa, which is untrue. Now the itchio moderation team reviewed our game and page and realized that the mass reports were full of bullshit. In the meantime, we made our own website to host our game and future games from now on.
Also, no need to 1-star the game just to ask what was the incident. If I didn’t went into detail at first its because it’s not important anymore, we can continue working on our game now, and forget about clickbait youtubers.
mb about the one star, was off my meds. Im gonna die tomorrow
Lol, understandable.
When comes a hairy/shaved function in the game?
That would be awesome
this
Is there an estimate on when the next update will be released?
itchio wins against funko and this... W!
This is a very fun game! I appreciate the progression of events. I also like the way everything is done lovingly.
Hello people! When itchio unbanned this page, they forgot to also unban my account, so I couldn’t write comments and answer your questions here until it was resolved.
I’m really happy with the itchio moderation team, they reviewed the game, and took in mind the CONTENT of the game, rather than the baseless accusations we got thanks to certain nothingburger clickbait video. So, kudos to them!
Still, after what happened we want to continue doing what we do the best, but also, we need to protect our project some more. That’s why we are going to only update the game on our official site, to promote it. (bug-fixing updates will still come to itchio if they affect chapter 1 and 2, of course.)
Anyways, thanks a lot! Thanks to every player who is still with us, or just found out about this game and gave it a try!
I NEED MORE UPDATES. the story felt kinda short, i need MORE.
Of course its short, its still in development! We have a lot of chapters planned for this game!
What's the current version that's out? The one I have says it's version 0.2.4. Is it the right one?
0.2.17, it’s in our official site: https://cathornerogames.com
Ok, thanks 👍
How does one access the special gallery on mobile? I clicked on the chapter galleries but now can't find the special one
It actually unlocks after finishing a chapter, or anything in the special gallery in general.
Is that piece about Edgar Allen Poe true?
Yup, check his Wikipedia page
Hey does anyone knownwhere the last two presents are the black and the pink one? I have looked everywhere I could think of!!!
Black: New game, in the chapter select screen, scroll to the right, its at the top. Pink: If you are talking about Luan’s one, its either on the Save or Load screen, at the top, if you are talking about the Twins one, its in the character codex (the little ID card button in the hud during the game.)
Where is the green one with the red ribbon? I have looked in all screens and can't seem to find it.
(Never mind I found it, no wonder I didn't find it ahah)
I'm happy to see this again :)
Nice! I was waiting for this!
Hell yeah! Their back and to the bastard that tried to frame them, get f*cked!
Jesus is back
Can someone explain the incident?
The YouTuber, No Text To Speech aka NTTS, discovered the project and thinking lewd things of fictional characters equal real life stuff proceeded to get his fanbase to mass report the discord and itch.io project.
do pixels even get protection?
Sadly people out there thinking pixel = IRL.
Is there Russian language in the game?
back Good,Goodback
oh my,its back, finally
JUSTICE!
IT'S BACK
how much longer for chapter 2 bro just give an estimate 2 days , week or another month
I want some footjob things in game (:
very amazing concept, art styles a bit of a turnoff but still the concept is pretty great