The Lewdest House
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
THE 2D cartoon sibling-friendly game is back?!
The answer is: YES, but no, it's NOT a reupload, or a remake/rebuild... its the SAME GAME, SAME LINK back from the dead!
FAQ:
- HOW...?
- The reports of our death were greatly exaggerated, and the reports on the itch.io page were greatly exaggerated too.
- WHY...?
- Because we never actually included nsfw of Lisa in the game.
- WHEN?
- The plan was to include her later in a time-skip, but people invented that there was already lewds of her when there wasn't any! In the same way people invented that there was NSFW content in our Discord, or whatever.
- WHO...?
- Adults only! only adults, are supposed to read this or download the game. In the same way only adults could access the only invite link to that old Discord because it was inside the game itself. If I had a little kid that accessed to an adult game and Discord because an irresponsible adult gave it to them, I would be really angry and would put them on jail for that!
- WHAT...!?
- That's was exactly my reaction months ago too!
- WHERE...?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
We also were everywhere else, like all adult games that get reuploaded to internet by third parties... Imagine thinking that mass reporting something means that it will disappear forever. In special when there is nothing illegal with it. Crazy, right?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
- THEN...?
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
This itchio page will remain up with it's own version of the game: The classic game, with it's first 2 full chapters, but we are not going to continue updating the itchio version.
BUT the version at cathornerogames.com will (and is) continue being updated, if you are a returning player, download that version instead. BOTH are free.
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
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Ok, so what's in this update?
Those who have been following the game for some time already know that we are on Chapter 3 right now, you can download it for free on our site.
THE ITCHIO VERSION is and will be OUTDATED, its a closed version that ends after Chapter 2.
Feel free to rate this game 5 stars! you can also write a review if you want, even on other sites like F95Zone. That will be much appreciated!
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This is a videogame were the story and characters are 100% fictional.
As fictional as in most videogames were you have to kill, rob banks, do illegal street racing, and other stuff you wouldn't do in real life.
2022 - 2025 Cathornero Games
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Install instructions
PC - Linux - Mac:
Do not overwrite old versions! extract elsewhere or delete the old one first to avoid possible bugs.
Simply extract in your favorite place to hide nsfw stuff on your PC, and execute thelewdesthouse
Android:
Open the .APK file, your device may tell you that you shouldn't install apps that aren't from Google's Playstore, fuck them, install anyways and play!
Development log
- 0.2.23 (Free) is ready!51 days ago
- 0.2.21 Public is ready!96 days ago
- The Lewdest House is back!Jan 01, 2025
- 0.2.10 - BugfixesOct 02, 2024
- 0.2.8 - Hotfix for MacOs and AndroidSep 23, 2024
- 0.2.7 (Public) is ready!!Sep 22, 2024
- Update 0.2.4!Jul 29, 2024
- Chapter 2 is ready and Public!Apr 22, 2024
Comments
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Umm... DMF can you pls answer this question?my question Is that my lewdest house version is v.0.2.24 is that new because I downloaded it in itch.io where you use to post it download it there
Sooo is this version of mine new or what pls I beg of you answer this🥹🥹🥹
The itchio version is an outdated one, the one in our website https://cathornerogames.com is the latest (0.2.24) Alternatively, you can click the top right corner icon in the main menu of the game, that text will update through internet automatically whenever a new update comes.
Thanks
Your the best still waiting for the next update
Soo this is what mean right pls answer
Yea it is
Will Taylor ever show back up again in the future? Will we get more chances to bully the bully?
When is the update bruh we're in need for it 😭🙏
DMF que história boa muito boa incrível demais muito boa mesmo personagens incríveis história incrível amei muito fantástico espero que esteja disposto a sempre trazer a atualizações para nós agradeço demais
Lucy is the best character.
Couldn't agree more
Hi DMF! Will you upload the update tonight? You said that the update would be during the first day of the months and honestly I'm soooo much waiting lmao
Me too bruh🥲👍
Hello, I want to know if, as it says on your website, there will be a storyline with Lori, she has Bobby.
Yes, there IS a storyline with Lori right now, still in the works but you can play what’s available of her chapter, chapter 3. At this moment, she’s still with Bobby, for now. What the player picks will change that in the future (near the end of the chapter.)
please can you add Vietnamese in the next update
Adding translations is not easy, there is no “Add Vietnamese” button and it’s done. For translations, we actually need translators. The current Languages besides English (Russian, Brazilian Portuguese, and Spanish) are being translated by actual people.
Ok
1 last question will there be elections in the game The Lewdest House where Lincoln chooses who to marry - a sister or a girl Sorry to bother you DMF
I think this would be some kind of big spoiler too, it’s something that would happen at the end of the game.
ok thanks for answering all my questions DMF
and when will Lola Loud and Lana Loud Luan Loud have sex and will they take her away from her brother when will they have sex with them and when will the game The Lewdest House by DMF be updated and will there be good and bad and secret endings and maybe all the characters will get pregnant from Lincoln Loud I'm waiting for your answer please
What in the actual f—
I just clarified
If I answered these questions, it would be a spoiler, don’t you think? Anyways, Luan’s chapter is the 4th, after Lori’s.
About the endings, there will be different endings, yes, which one/s are good or bad will be decided by the player’s opinion and decisions, there are no incorrect choices in the game.
Update when?
These first days or so
The author has been sick these days so wish him to recover
Are the characters aged up?
Ig
I wish the author a speedy recovery. This game is very good, but some scenes need to add some sound effects to make the game more perfect.
Yea i wish he get well soon bro
Tommorow update?
Maybe he said these first days of may he had been sick for 4 days may he get well soon
Hola buenas el juego en el capítulo 3 sale la mitad del capítulo en español y la otra mitad en inglés y no entiendo nada porfa arreglar la traducción
Hello. When will be next update?
Thanks
I believe another month the creator usually does updates in 2 month intervals
Nah i asked him like a month ago and he said about 30 days from supporter update
This, it will be during these first days of the month. I have been sick these las 3 or 4 days and barely used the PC so I didnt made the prepared the upload yet.
take your time man, super hype for it regardless :)
Oh welp get well soon bro and ur the best
hello. which parts of this game that has music? i played it and it seems like there aren't many scene with background music. is this a bug?
there will be Easter events?
Hello,
how can i play the Valentins-Event ?
You click on Extras, Events, and they you pick the Valentines one
Thank you very much for your answer. I can click how much i want but nothing happens.
Probably you have the Christmas event going on, finish it first by finding all Christmas presents. Tutorial
You are right ! The Christmas event is still ongoing but i found all presents. I dont know how to finish the event.
I have still this issue ...
About 10 days of now the update will drop as DMF said
Also where's your Discord? I've looked on the game on the Android version and couldn't find a Discord link and this site and your site didn't have links to it, if there still is one
Nope, there is no Discord, the game page itself explains what happened to it, and why there is no new one.
Ok, thanks for reaching back in confirming for me. Much appreciated
Hey, so I'm on the public version 0.2.24 and I got the crash on Android for the third Bobby dialogue option here's the copy markdown:
[code]
I'm sorry, but an uncaught exception occurred.
While processing text tag {/i} in 'Not now Bobby. Not now... {/i}*sigh*{/i}'.:
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
-- Full Traceback ------------------------------------------------------------
Full traceback:
File "Script/Chapter3/ch3_04.rpyc", line 906, in script
File "renpy/ast.py", line 2573, in execute
File "renpy/ast.py", line 615, in execute
File "renpy/exports\sayexports.py", line 132, in say
File "renpy/character.py", line 1455, in __call__
File "renpy/character.py", line 1106, in do_display
File "renpy/character.py", line 803, in display_say
File "renpy/ui.py", line 301, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2215, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2879, in interact_core
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 1381, in draw_screen
File "render.pyx", line 486, in renpy.display.render.render_screen
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\screen.py", line 754, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 1457, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 2604, in render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 733, in __init__
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 1275, in segment
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
[/code]
此游戏是否有中文
Hello, i have a question. How is it possible to have earned 4+ braveness at the beggining of chapter 2 while calling Ronny Annie? Please help
sorry if this is the wrong place for this, but will there ever be an option to toggle Lincoln off in the corner? Seeing him kinda ruins the mood for me lol
Lmao w rating. 😭😭😭😭
In short: people are dicks and can't let anyone enjoy their games
Hello, will the game ever get a patch fr ?
Why not set up on Patreon? I'm a little uncomfortable with those other sites but would like to support you.
Dude, you are serious? Patreon doesn’t accept like 1% of the contents of our game, bro. They are way more uncomfortable with some pixels than you imagine lol.
But yeah, the situation for creators like us is worsening every day, with random bannings with no reason, rules changing, etc. Fanbox is THE Japanese-based site to support hentai creators that can’t use Patreon (its owned by Pixiv) Unifans in a semi-new Canada-based site that is still growing but its good enough tbh.
Patreon doesn’t like “sibling bonding” and girls with flat chests. (and a LOT of other stuff like furry, BFSM, etc.)
Sure, there are some who go under the radar, but it’s playing with more fire than I like to.
Also, regarding the error in the other comment, that error is from 0.2.23, fixed on 0.2.24. When installing, make sure to delete the old version of the game, or some fixes may not take effect.
Alternatively, (and for this bug in specific) you can click “Ignore” at the bottom left of the error screen.
Thanks for the info! Shame about the stupid Patreon thing. But I'm familiar with pixv! I'll be looking into that. I love the game so far!
i'm 100% POSITIVE canada, the PoliticalCorrect masterrace, would force Unifans to ban pixels as well. so fanbox it is, see you there.
Crash when selecting third option at the restaurant in the new update when speaking to Bobby
[code]
I'm sorry, but an uncaught exception occurred.
While processing text tag {/i} in 'Not now Bobby. Not now... {/i}*sigh*{/i}'.:
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
-- Full Traceback ------------------------------------------------------------
Full traceback:
File "Script/Chapter3/ch3_04.rpyc", line 906, in script
File "renpy/ast.py", line 2573, in execute
File "renpy/ast.py", line 615, in execute
File "renpy/exports\sayexports.py", line 132, in say
File "renpy/character.py", line 1455, in __call__
File "renpy/character.py", line 1106, in do_display
File "renpy/character.py", line 803, in display_say
File "renpy/ui.py", line 301, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2215, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2879, in interact_core
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 1381, in draw_screen
File "render.pyx", line 486, in renpy.display.render.render_screen
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\screen.py", line 754, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 1457, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 2604, in render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 733, in __init__
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 1275, in segment
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
[/code]
Will 0.2.24 release soon?
About 30 days
He said after every supporter edition count 30 days
Alright thanks bro
My question is down there close to your's
Will the game be downloadable on MEGA? It's the only other download site I can download games from.
Incroyable les rajoux et le faut qu'ils faut augmenté notre affection avec les personnages hatede la suite et surtout Lola et une version française aussi j'ai hâte moi qui connaissais de itch
supporter version when 👉👈🥺
Today, after fixing these details
absolutely based
While the restaurant and Carlotta part is a little boring if you know the show, the game had an error message because Ronnie had to talk about her boobs
I want to support and get the support version where do I need to go to give you my money
Thanks for the consideration! Our links are here: https://cathornerogames.com/supporting-the-lewdest-house/
So the people will already ask this question so
When is the next update?
Cuz imma be patients but not them and sorry DMF
I already got the “oh, I tought it was the full chapter 4 imbox messages lol, happens all the time
Yea lol
But seriously when is the next update as of now
As close as possible to 30 days after the previous supporter edition, you can count on that ALWAYS. The moment a supporter version launches, count 30 days
Thanks for the info
Cool update but the cliff hanger is wild
Wish there was more tbh but it's good
I like this game when will it update
Hours ago.
Ur best team tbh keep it up bro