The Lewdest House
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
THE 2D cartoon sibling-friendly game is back?!
The answer is: YES, but no, it's NOT a reupload, or a remake/rebuild... its the SAME GAME, SAME LINK back from the dead!
FAQ:
- HOW...?
- The reports of our death were greatly exaggerated, and the reports on the itch.io page were greatly exaggerated too.
- WHY...?
- Because we never actually included nsfw of Lisa in the game.
- WHEN?
- The plan was to include her later in a time-skip, but people invented that there was already lewds of her when there wasn't any! In the same way people invented that there was NSFW content in our Discord, or whatever.
- WHO...?
- Adults only! only adults, are supposed to read this or download the game. In the same way only adults could access the only invite link to that old Discord because it was inside the game itself. If I had a little kid that accessed to an adult game and Discord because an irresponsible adult gave it to them, I would be really angry and would put them on jail for that!
- WHAT...!?
- That's was exactly my reaction months ago too!
- WHERE...?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
We also were everywhere else, like all adult games that get reuploaded to internet by third parties... Imagine thinking that mass reporting something means that it will disappear forever. In special when there is nothing illegal with it. Crazy, right?
- We were on cathornerogames.com all this time, YES, we had to come up with our own website! Can you believe it? If it wasn't because of the false reports, we would have never come up with it and continue growing!
- THEN...?
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
This itchio page will remain up with it's own version of the game: The classic game, with it's first 2 full chapters, but we are not going to continue updating the itchio version.
BUT the version at cathornerogames.com will (and is) continue being updated, if you are a returning player, download that version instead. BOTH are free.
- Then we decided avoid future problems with report-happy users and be even more free, and make our website.
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Ok, so what's in this update?
Those who have been following the game for some time already know that we are on Chapter 3 right now, you can download it for free on our site.
THE ITCHIO VERSION is and will be OUTDATED, its a closed version that ends after Chapter 2.
Feel free to rate this game 5 stars! you can also write a review if you want, even on other sites like F95Zone. That will be much appreciated!
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This is a videogame were the story and characters are 100% fictional.
As fictional as in most videogames were you have to kill, rob banks, do illegal street racing, and other stuff you wouldn't do in real life.
2022 - 2025 Cathornero Games
Download
Install instructions
PC - Linux - Mac:
Do not overwrite old versions! extract elsewhere or delete the old one first to avoid possible bugs.
Simply extract in your favorite place to hide nsfw stuff on your PC, and execute thelewdesthouse
Android:
Open the .APK file, your device may tell you that you shouldn't install apps that aren't from Google's Playstore, fuck them, install anyways and play!
Development log
- 0.2.23 (Free) is ready!72 days ago
- 0.2.21 Public is ready!Feb 16, 2025
- The Lewdest House is back!Jan 01, 2025
- 0.2.10 - BugfixesOct 02, 2024
- 0.2.8 - Hotfix for MacOs and AndroidSep 23, 2024
- 0.2.7 (Public) is ready!!Sep 22, 2024
- Update 0.2.4!Jul 29, 2024
- Chapter 2 is ready and Public!Apr 22, 2024
Comments
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I can't play chapter 3 why?
I dont know, make sure you download the game from our website, the itchio version is not going to continue being updated, and only has the first 2 chapters
I Know many people can’t read, so I will type this here AGAIN: The version uploaded to ITCHIO (here) is outdated, I don’t update here anymore, BUT, on our own website: https://cathornerogames.com We are currently on chapter 3, version 0.2.26. the itchio’s “equivalent” is 0.2.0 Also, chapter 3 is not finished, I won’t release Chapter 4 from one day to another, it takes many months to complete a chapter, the moment you see in the game “Chapter 3 ends” and it’s version 0.3.0, THEN chapter 4 will START.
Also, someone is commenting on all itchio games a link to a “fixed version” of said games, it’s malware, no fall for the trap.
Ok
I'm waiting
When chapter 4
When we actually finish chapter 3 first.
how did you play chapter 3? the game said download the full game on etc etc
I appreciate all the work behind this masterpiece, thank you for listening to your community and for creating a lascivious and invaluable legacy.
So... I just noticed this but what happened to Lola's spanking scene???
i got a question how do i download the new update while still having my progress?
in some older versions I’ve seen stats for “boobjob” and “footjob” will anything like that ever be added?
Yea they will like threesome
it's not letting me download 0.2.26 on the main website
how tf do you play the game, i've checked ever folder possible and can't find the application to run. i'm on the official website , but i didn't see a help page, so i brought my question/complaint here
I did find the file previously, but it was labeled as a file and not an executable
please DMF, I am begging on my knees for you to add sound effects to the game🙏
Umm DMF sorry if I'm annoying but last question is it available on Android
Yea it is
Go download it now
Bro why can't I download it wait let me try something.... Do you need to play the 0.2.24 version first
When is it bro let's go btw W spoiler
Never mind it's already dropped 😄👍😄👍😄👍
Sorry if I'm a spoiler bro
Nah it's alright
Hey... DMF omg omg omg omg ahhhhhhhhh I'm a bit exited sorry but is this the new update pls answer 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I beg you plsssss
And when can we download it pls ill comeback tomorrow for this
I love you DMF never ever ever stop on updating us ❤️❤️❤️
I want to report some bugs,when I download the update 2.24 I have to delete my old game and progress for it to work if i didn't it says "app not installed" or "update not complete" and I want to ask if there's a discord server or chatting community that I can join in so i have someone to talk with and find any bugs
Umm... DMF can you pls answer this question?my question Is that my lewdest house version is v.0.2.24 is that new because I downloaded it in itch.io where you use to post it download it there
Sooo is this version of mine new or what pls I beg of you answer this🥹🥹🥹
The itchio version is an outdated one, the one in our website https://cathornerogames.com is the latest (0.2.24) Alternatively, you can click the top right corner icon in the main menu of the game, that text will update through internet automatically whenever a new update comes.
Thanks
Your the best still waiting for the next update
Soo this is what mean right pls answer
Yea it is
I just wanted to report a bug, when i update to 2.24 i have to delete all of my old progress to go on newest version or else it won't work like "app not installed" or "update not complete" I hope u fix this and I also want to know if there's still a discord for this game that I can join in so i have anybody can help me with some bugs
Will Taylor ever show back up again in the future? Will we get more chances to bully the bully?
When is the update bruh we're in need for it 😭🙏
DMF que história boa muito boa incrível demais muito boa mesmo personagens incríveis história incrível amei muito fantástico espero que esteja disposto a sempre trazer a atualizações para nós agradeço demais
Lucy is the best character.
Couldn't agree more
Hi DMF! Will you upload the update tonight? You said that the update would be during the first day of the months and honestly I'm soooo much waiting lmao
Me too bruh🥲👍
Hello, I want to know if, as it says on your website, there will be a storyline with Lori, she has Bobby.
Yes, there IS a storyline with Lori right now, still in the works but you can play what’s available of her chapter, chapter 3. At this moment, she’s still with Bobby, for now. What the player picks will change that in the future (near the end of the chapter.)
please can you add Vietnamese in the next update
Adding translations is not easy, there is no “Add Vietnamese” button and it’s done. For translations, we actually need translators. The current Languages besides English (Russian, Brazilian Portuguese, and Spanish) are being translated by actual people.
Ok
1 last question will there be elections in the game The Lewdest House where Lincoln chooses who to marry - a sister or a girl Sorry to bother you DMF
I think this would be some kind of big spoiler too, it’s something that would happen at the end of the game.
ok thanks for answering all my questions DMF
and when will Lola Loud and Lana Loud Luan Loud have sex and will they take her away from her brother when will they have sex with them and when will the game The Lewdest House by DMF be updated and will there be good and bad and secret endings and maybe all the characters will get pregnant from Lincoln Loud I'm waiting for your answer please
What in the actual f—
I just clarified
If I answered these questions, it would be a spoiler, don’t you think? Anyways, Luan’s chapter is the 4th, after Lori’s.
About the endings, there will be different endings, yes, which one/s are good or bad will be decided by the player’s opinion and decisions, there are no incorrect choices in the game.
Update when?
These first days or so
The author has been sick these days so wish him to recover
Are the characters aged up?
Ig
I wish the author a speedy recovery. This game is very good, but some scenes need to add some sound effects to make the game more perfect.
Yea i wish he get well soon bro
Tommorow update?
Maybe he said these first days of may he had been sick for 4 days may he get well soon
Hola buenas el juego en el capítulo 3 sale la mitad del capítulo en español y la otra mitad en inglés y no entiendo nada porfa arreglar la traducción
Hello. When will be next update?
Thanks
I believe another month the creator usually does updates in 2 month intervals
Nah i asked him like a month ago and he said about 30 days from supporter update
This, it will be during these first days of the month. I have been sick these las 3 or 4 days and barely used the PC so I didnt made the prepared the upload yet.
take your time man, super hype for it regardless :)
Oh welp get well soon bro and ur the best
hello. which parts of this game that has music? i played it and it seems like there aren't many scene with background music. is this a bug?
there will be Easter events?
Hello,
how can i play the Valentins-Event ?
You click on Extras, Events, and they you pick the Valentines one
Thank you very much for your answer. I can click how much i want but nothing happens.
Probably you have the Christmas event going on, finish it first by finding all Christmas presents. Tutorial
You are right ! The Christmas event is still ongoing but i found all presents. I dont know how to finish the event.
I have still this issue ...
About 10 days of now the update will drop as DMF said
Also where's your Discord? I've looked on the game on the Android version and couldn't find a Discord link and this site and your site didn't have links to it, if there still is one
Nope, there is no Discord, the game page itself explains what happened to it, and why there is no new one.
Ok, thanks for reaching back in confirming for me. Much appreciated
Hey, so I'm on the public version 0.2.24 and I got the crash on Android for the third Bobby dialogue option here's the copy markdown:
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I'm sorry, but an uncaught exception occurred.
While processing text tag {/i} in 'Not now Bobby. Not now... {/i}*sigh*{/i}'.:
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
-- Full Traceback ------------------------------------------------------------
Full traceback:
File "Script/Chapter3/ch3_04.rpyc", line 906, in script
File "renpy/ast.py", line 2573, in execute
File "renpy/ast.py", line 615, in execute
File "renpy/exports\sayexports.py", line 132, in say
File "renpy/character.py", line 1455, in __call__
File "renpy/character.py", line 1106, in do_display
File "renpy/character.py", line 803, in display_say
File "renpy/ui.py", line 301, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2215, in interact
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 2879, in interact_core
File "renpy/display\core.py", line 1381, in draw_screen
File "render.pyx", line 486, in renpy.display.render.render_screen
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\screen.py", line 754, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 1457, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/display\layout.py", line 900, in render
File "render.pyx", line 170, in renpy.display.render.render
File "render.pyx", line 260, in renpy.display.render.render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 2604, in render
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 733, in __init__
File "renpy/text\text.py", line 1275, in segment
Exception: '/i' closes a text tag that isn't open.
[/code]
此游戏是否有中文
Hello, i have a question. How is it possible to have earned 4+ braveness at the beggining of chapter 2 while calling Ronny Annie? Please help